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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Good bye daddy !

A father put his three year old daughter to bed,

Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying

'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.'


The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?'

The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing todo.'


The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.


A few months later the father put the girl to bed and

listened to her prayers, which went like this:

'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.'


The next day the grandmother died.


Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.


Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say,

'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.'


He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his

office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight
he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day

he stayed there,

looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.


Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.



When he got home his wife said

'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?'

He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my

life.'


She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened

HERE.


He asked 'What'??????


She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died

by [moxgroup]

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Mothers know everything‏

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen> in love and that he is going to get

married. He says, Just> for fun, 'Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and> you try

and guess which one I'm going to marry.'> The mother agrees.> The next day, he

brings three beautiful women into the > house and sits them down on the couch and

they chat for > a while.> He then says: > ' Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to>

marry.'> She immediately replies: > ' The one on the right.' > > ''That's amazing, Ma.

You're right. How did> you know?' The mother replies,


I didn't like her!!!!! Smile

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

What is the time?!!!

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose if you tell me the time


Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?


Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time


Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: Maybe we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came to wish me a good day. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it
Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter

Young Man: (Smiles)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you

Young Man: (Smiles)

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage

Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission

Young Man: Oh Yes ! and (smiles)

Old Man: ( Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch