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Tuesday, October 7, 2008
What is the time?!!!
Old Man: Certainly not
Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose if you tell me the time
Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time
Young Man: Quite possible
Old Man: Maybe we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address
Young Man: Quite possible
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came to wish me a good day. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter
Young Man: (Smiles)
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you
Young Man: (Smiles)
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission
Young Man: Oh Yes ! and (smiles)
Old Man: ( Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Love.....
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much...
Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that.You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me??BR
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

