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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

What is the time?!!!

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose if you tell me the time


Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?


Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time


Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: Maybe we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came to wish me a good day. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it
Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter

Young Man: (Smiles)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you

Young Man: (Smiles)

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage

Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission

Young Man: Oh Yes ! and (smiles)

Old Man: ( Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Love.....

Girl: What's wrong?
Boy:
I like her so much...
Girl:
Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl:
Don't say that.You're amazing.
Boy:
I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl:
Then tell her.
Boy:
She won't like me...
Girl:
How do you know that?
Boy:
I can just tell.
Girl:
Well just tell her.
Boy:
What should I say?
Girl:
Tell her how much you like her!
Boy:
I tell her that daily.
Girl:
What do you mean?
Boy:
I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl:
I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me??BR
Boy:
Wait. Who do you like?
Girl:
Oh some boy.
Boy:
Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl:
She does.
Boy:
How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy:
You.
Girl:
You're wrong, I love you.
Boy:
I love you too.
Girl:
So are you going to talk to her?
Boy:
I just did.

Team should be like this


Team should be like this