How to ask for salary increase‏

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS
FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!



Dear Bo$$


In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$of u$.We are worker$who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ..
I am $ure you will gue$$what I meant and re$pond $oon.



Your$$incerely,



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:




Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .


---- Your Boss.

Good bye daddy !

A father put his three year old daughter to bed,

Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying

'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.'


The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?'

The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing todo.'


The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.


A few months later the father put the girl to bed and

listened to her prayers, which went like this:

'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.'


The next day the grandmother died.


Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.


Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say,

'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.'


He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his

office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day

he stayed there,

looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.


Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.


When he got home his wife said

'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?'

He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my

life.'


She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened

HERE.


He asked 'What'??????


She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died
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Mothers know everything‏

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen> in love and that he is going to get

married. He says, Just> for fun, 'Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and> you try

and guess which one I'm going to marry.'> The mother agrees.> The next day, he

brings three beautiful women into the > house and sits them down on the couch and

they chat for > a while.> He then says: > ' Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to>

marry.'> She immediately replies: > ' The one on the right.' > > ''That's amazing, Ma.

You're right. How did> you know?' The mother replies,

I didn't like her!!!!!