Mothers know everything‏

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen> in love and that he is going to get

married. He says, Just> for fun, 'Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and> you try

and guess which one I'm going to marry.'> The mother agrees.> The next day, he

brings three beautiful women into the > house and sits them down on the couch and

they chat for > a while.> He then says: > ' Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to>

marry.'> She immediately replies: > ' The one on the right.' > > ''That's amazing, Ma.

You're right. How did> you know?' The mother replies,

I didn't like her!!!!!

What is the time?!!!

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose if you tell me the time

Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: Maybe we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came to wish me a good day. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it
Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter

Young Man: (Smiles)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you

Young Man: (Smiles)

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage

Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission

Young Man: Oh Yes ! and (smiles)

Old Man: ( Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch